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An honest and hilarious look at everyday events in a deliberate attempt to make life absolutely delicious.

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“The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.” ~Dorothy Parker

Scalloping and Pimento Cheese

Have you every been scalloping?  Basically, you head out to the bay, look for all the boats (from far away they look like white caps and rough water!), set your anchor, put on flippers, mask and snorkle then you float until you spot one… BAM down you go and grab the sucker!  Beware though, if you get your finger in the way they might snap you and it scares the sh** out of you—- um… not that I would know.